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Joke of the Day
"What's a bodybuilder's favourite movie streaming service? Net*flex*"
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"Use condoms: because if she'd sleep with you, she'd sleep with anyone."
"Damn girl, are you Daenerys Targaryen? Because that ass could take over the world. Haha don't know if this is used or not yet but I dreamt up this joke so enjoy."
"I like my women like I like my music collection... Large, dark, illegal and mostly unlistened to."
"Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader? Because there's only 2 factors involved."
"I've got the body of a twenty year old. It's in the trunk of my car."
"What's the fastest way to get away from Hell? Piss off Satan's wife."
"Apparently skinny girls are no longer to be called anorexic. They prefer ""trans-fat"""
"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."
"What did one wall say to the other wall? Lets meet in the corner!"