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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."
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"I love when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit."
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"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
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