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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."
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"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."
"My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap... But that was just to get rid of the DNA evidence."
"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"
"In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel."
"As a professional standup comedian I never do self-derogatory jokes I keep my personal life away from my professional life."
"This drink tastes like the neighbors will be hearing late night small arms fire. I swear I just saw a coyote or a squirrel or a tree or a..."
"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."
"spit your drink at the person sitting across from you and tell them it's because you were laughing at this."
"Your family tree must be a cactus ... Because everyone on it is a prick."