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Joke of the Day

"The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something"

"What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished? Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces."

"What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book."

"Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die."

"I don't know what to I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"2 humorist were fixing a bomb in a car humorist 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. humorist 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more."

"Just found out my wife is a dolphin in a wig."

"My girlfriend likes to get f**ked in the ear Every time I try to stick my dick in her mouth she turns her head!"

"God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese."

"Vladimir Putin's Anthem Q. What is Russia's current Anthem? A. ""Putin on the Blitz"""