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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"

"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."

"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."

"Q: What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? A: Help! My pocket's been picked!"

"The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England"

"The number of times you've found a hair in your food is not nearly as scary as the number of times you haven't."

"TIFU by clicking on a link that read ""Click to see something unexpected!"" Spanish Inquisition."

"What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him? ""Wayne"""

"There's a great horse joke I'd like to trot out... But it's lame :("

"There once was a man from Nantucket... who didn't know what a limerick was."