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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"

"The moderators of this sub"

"Man gets arrested by female police officer A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The man replies, ""Boobs!"""

"The people of Dubai were shown an episode of The Flintstones, and they don't like it... But apparently the people from Abu Dhabi do!"

"Told a girl to text me when she got home. She must be homeless."

"Why Did Princess Diana Cross The Street? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid? Mini-mom wage."

"What's black on the bottom and white on the top? Society."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do."

"Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same? A: They're both purple, except for the elephant."