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Joke of the Day
"What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by"
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"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people."
"I have a physical limitation from achieving any of my goals My fucking spine. Holds me back."
"What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt? A Tank Top"
"Today I saw a rock group, but none of the 4 members sang Mount Rushmore was kinda disappointing"
"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"
"Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"Yeah, conservatives. I will marry a dog. I'll marry 12 dogs. I'm a dog mormon now."
"Chemistry joke... I would tell a chemistry joke, but there'd be no reaction."
"Two guys were watching a marathon on tv. One says to the other, ""why are they running?"" ""to win the prize."" ""who will win the prize?"" ""the one who finishes first."" ""then why are the others running?"""