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Joke of the Day
"Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL"
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"How does Darth Vader know what Luke is getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. ""I'll be beethoven!"" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? ""I'LL BE BACH."""
"As I looked at the liposuction tube I realized it could be used to strangle someone... ...making it a weapon of mass reduction."
"If a guy wants to call a woman ugly online a window should pop up where he has to upload pictures of all the women he's slept with"
"Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate"
"Every time you sing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"" I'm reminded how much I disapprove of My son's friends."
"Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!"
"I live off my music and the pain it inflicts on others."