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Joke of the Day

"I love when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit."

"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face"

"What was the black lab's favorite planet? Earf! Earf!"

"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels..."

"Just bought a book ""Jokes about Captain Obvious"". It's full of Captain Obvious jokes."

"Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae"

"Why was the broom late for work? It over swept."

"It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow. Monday."

"So pinocchio was going down on a girl... The girl then says YEAH! Eat that pussy pinocchio get it!"