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Joke of the Day
"The past, present, and future walk in to a bar... It was pretty tense."
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"Tip: if you often say things like ""there is no i in team but there *is* one in incompetence"" they won't ask you to mentor new coworkers."
"My friend tells me he gets 20 times more bitches than me I told him: u get no bitches because 20*0=0 :("
"Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? Because, it's acidic juice."
"My mother-in-law came over and made me dinner, and now I'm wondering if I should have married her instead."
"What does a condom have in common with a coffin? Ones for coming and ones for going."
"Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor"
"I finally figured out what every woman wants. It's security. Thats what they are yelling everytime I talk to them."
"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"
"Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom? Their P is silent."