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Joke of the Day

"Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right."

"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."

"If an illegal immigrant and a child molester have a fight.. is it Alien vs Predator?"

"Why are elephants big and grey? Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grapes."

"Why did the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos made it to the finals? Because they want that **Super Bowl!**"

"What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes? The arts student gets a mark for it."

"Fogged up my monocle while eating a soft-boiled egg. Had quite a chuckle. I imagine I won't forget it anytime soon."

"The men who sarcastically ask women if they're on their period are completely ruining it for the rest of us who are genuinely curious."

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate."

"Whats the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates."