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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"

"Job interview Well, tell me about your last job I was a woodcutter And where did you work? Saara Wait, isn't that a des.. you start tomorrow!"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat ;)"

"International Women's Day That's the joke"

"Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy"

"Friday!!! I'm so glad you are back. I'm sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."

"""LSD Makes Users Lose Weight"" That makes sense. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."

"The other day me and my transgender mate Dave saw a bundle of mosquitoes eating several trout..... Dave asked - ""How did they get them ?"" I said - "" fly fishing"" and yes he is transgender."

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You may think it's arr, but they are truly in love with the sea!"

"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."