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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."

"Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America? Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China."

"Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight."

"Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Without a penis."

"All the tellers at my bank are females.. .. that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""9/11"" ""9/11 who?"" ""you said you'd never forget"" =("

"Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia. The label on the bleach said ""seek attention if ingested"", not ""seek attention and ingest""."

"What do a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"Even though there's over 10 million people that play WOW, I've got a good feeling the username 'Sarah' isn't taken."