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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!"

"Did you hear about that new film on the B-17 aircraft? It bombed"

"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common"

"""Guess what!"" ""What?"" ""I went clubbing and did the Bus Driver last night!"" ""Oh I love that dance move!"" ""It's a dance move?"""

"The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline. Jesus Christ"

"Friend: You thinking what I'm thinking? Me: It's bullshit there weren't schools from other continents in the Triwizard Tournament? F: ...."

"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."

"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"

"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"

"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."