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Joke of the Day

"What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer? Grade eh?"

"Why did the blonde have a sore belly-button? Because she had a blond boyfriend."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. You don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"

"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."

"While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn."

"My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp? To warm up!"

"Man in a pasture face down A man lays face down in the pasture with a backpack on his back and flies buzzing around him. Question: Whats in his backpack? Answer: Parachute"

"A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, ""What do you want?"" The bubble says, ""Pop."""

"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."

"I met this girl at the library... She was really smart! Almost as brainy as Kurt Cobain's ceiling."