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Joke of the Day
"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common"
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"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."
"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan."
"Just heard on the news about the 1993 luggage murder. Apparently the police are reopening the case"
"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"
"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""
"""Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice."""
"ISIS ""Preventing the theft of unattended baggage since 1989"""
"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"
"What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college? Bison."