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Joke of the Day
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."
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"Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag? A: ""What did you name the other one?"""
"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"
"What do you call a helpful potato? A Facilitater"
"How do you kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."
"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"
"I'm not trying to be mean, but... I'm pretty average."
"It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!"
"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"
"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""