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Joke of the Day

"""Guess what!"" ""What?"" ""I went clubbing and did the Bus Driver last night!"" ""Oh I love that dance move!"" ""It's a dance move?"""

"What car did the Apostles drive? (Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)"

"What do you hear when a sheep blows up? Sis boom baa ~Carnac"

"What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities"

"The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in"

"What's a horse's number one priority when voting? A stable economy..."

"How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys? With a crowbar."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. Real question is, how'd they get in there.?"

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face open I really dont need to hear about your gym workout"

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."