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Joke of the Day

"Why did the console player cross the road? To get the game 6 months earlier"

"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."

"It's great that every Playmate ""just wants a guy that makes them laugh"", because I want a chick with fake boobs that can't form a sentence."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius.. ..you'd be 0K"

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts"

"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."

"If an accountant's wife cannot sleep what does she say? ""Darling could you tell me about your work."""

"When I die I want written on my tombstone ""Finally Offline""."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? ...right where you put it."