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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"

"It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago."

"""Its a boy"", he shouted. ""It's a BOY! I still can't believe it! Tears rolling down his eyes, swearing never to come back to Thailand again."

"You guys wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Wait, it would probably come out wrong..."

"Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing."

"What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone"

"Me: Which cup do you want? 2-year-old: That one! Me: Let's pick a different one. 2-year-old: No! *drinks milk from a shot glass*"

"I walked up to a windmill and said, ""What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"" ""...I'm not a big fan."""

"Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today."

"I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name."