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Joke of the Day
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof Would you help your Uncle Jack off?"
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"The best thing about sex with your sister... ...is that if she gets pregnant, you can just blame your dad."
"I like my women like I like my Coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer"
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"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pi*sed. Not my fault they don't have Windows."
"Did you know that nuns have to eat a banana with a knife and fork?"
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"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? Nothing, she just made gagging noises"
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