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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"
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"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."
"In Russia, Vladimir Putin has said that the killers of Nemtsov ""will be ruthlessly hunted down."" He added, ""It's cheaper than paying them"""
"What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows? This is a bomb in a bull."
"I know people say, ""Don't bring a knife to a gun fight,"" but if there's an unsliced cake at this fight, we're all going to look like idiots."
"What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top? Attire."
"A man walks into a restaurant and calls over the waiter and asks him ""Do you serve pigs?"" The waiter - ""We don't discriminate between our customers."""
"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."
"New drinking game: Every time Senator Bernie Sanders proposes something free, chug someone else's beer."