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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman say when he went to the butcher? Got Ham?"
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"What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator? An investigator."
"Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone."
"Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus"
"An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: ""And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"" Dad: ""Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"""
"I caught my wife in bed with another man, I was crushed... So I said, ""Get off me you two!"""
"Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away."
"Why do flower beds have mulch? So you can't see their underplants."
"Last night my girlfriend fell asleep before me, so I decided to lick her pussy until she woke up. This morning she asked why the cat seemed afraid of me."
"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"