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"Most useless fish. Mermaid"
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"I told a joke about ripping up some paper It was tear-ible I'm really sorry!"
"There are 30 cows and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person."
"I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, ""excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, ""no, you are."""
"How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant? She's the one wearing knee pads."
"the times they are indeed a changin..but the one time thatll never change is Lunch time. lock them engagements in if you think this is good."
"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"
"Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard."
"[Sportsjoke] How do you know it's going to be a white christmas? It's approaching with deceptive speed."
"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"