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Joke of the Day

"What's green and hangs from trees? Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it."

"Just want to remind all you Trump supporters to get out and vote early on Wednesday."

"Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms."

"With women it's not about how much money you make, what you drive or where you live at... LOL Who am I kidding, even the homeless women go after the homeless guys with the most stuff.."

"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""

"Tug boats hate when their mom comes in their room without knocking."

"What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan.. ***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***"

"The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A: A melon collie."

"Password insecurity questions: 1. What was your highschool nickname? 2. How would you describe your breath? 3. What's wrong with your toes?"