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Joke of the Day
"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"
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"Guys, always let the ladies finish first. It's just common coitusey."
"If you get a divorce in Kentucky. . . are you still cousins?"
"Did you read the novel about the US drug epidemic? The heroin gets abused."
"How you control your anger Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush"
"I like my men like I like mathematics. Hard."
"What did one ameoba say to the other ameoba? Go fuck yourself."
"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."
"Is it ok to hate a certain race? I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in."
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball it drives them nuts!"