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Joke of the Day
"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"
Next Joke
"What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus? ""Don't look back in hanger"""
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me."
"""I'll have the Anti-sleeping Prescription"" ""Sir, those are kids"" ""Gimme two"""
"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."
"My gps got me lost today so I got angry and told it to go to hell. I just arrived at my mother in law's house."
"I was dropped on my head as a baby but not as hard as the pound just dropped."
"Saw 10: nickelback on repeat for 24 hours and to get out of the room you have to talk to Ann Coulter."
"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?"
"What stops your hair from falling? The floor"