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Joke of the Day
"I dated a girl once who turned out to be a cannibal. That really came back to bite me in the ass."
Next Joke
"How do you treat a pain in the ass? Take an asprin."
"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". Stupid firemen."
"GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM"
"According to the latest statistics, most accidents with toasters and bathtubs happen at home."
"I've discovered that 1+1 can, in fact, equal 3. Because I wasn't wearing a condom."
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys? Coach."
"I hate when I buy organic vegetables... and when I get home I find they are just regular donuts."
"I just got into an argument with Mrs. Fields She was one tough cookie"
"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."