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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys? Coach."

"Where do you keep microscopic criminals? In cells."

"If your girlfriend sees where you are coming from chances are she is going to get some on her face."

"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."

"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."

"Rik Mayall jokes What does a man with a two-foot cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his knob out of the chicken. RIP"

"Chick Peas and everyone wants to watch."

"The very first thing you learn in life is how to think outside the box."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said...""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."

"if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die"