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Joke of the Day

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". Stupid firemen."

"Growing up my mom told me... I could be anybody I wanted to. Turns out this is called identity theft."

"Whats common between dark jokes and little kids with cancer... They never get old."

"When I see a dog tied up outside a store I immediately assume it's been there for years & set it free."

"Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"Use chemicals to remove polish nobody bats an eye Use chemicals to remove Polish and you are literally Hitler."

"How often do Chinese people have elections? When they wake up every morning."

"I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs but it turned out that they weren't the original ones."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep."