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Joke of the Day
"I've discovered that 1+1 can, in fact, equal 3. Because I wasn't wearing a condom."
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"It turns out vaccines cause cancer. You'll actually live long enough to get it."
"What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama"
"Why are fisherman so successful in business? Because they use ""net"" profits"
"ME: This man's robbing me COP: No he's not M: He was doing it a second ago *puts robber's hand on wallet* come on why aren't you robbing now"
"Somehow stumbled upon a nude beach. . Yeah, found myself in the middle of no wear."
"Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like if you were a meth addict."
"My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it"
"I saw a Trump supporter getting jumped by 6 guys yesterday, I knew I had to do something. So I jumped in. He had no chance against 7 of us."
"What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."