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Joke of the Day
"I just got into an argument with Mrs. Fields She was one tough cookie"
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"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."
"What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth."
"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I guess none; they just put the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"
"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."
"""Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"" ""Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"""
"Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely."
"I had phone sex with my boyfriend over a walkie-talkie. I could hear him coming from a mile away."