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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in this world... Those who hate clowns, and clowns."
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"What Did the Fish Say When He Swam into a Wall? Damn."
"Why did Subway take Jared so seriously? It was obvious he was kidding."
"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"
"When is it okay to punch a midget? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
"I recently had an interview with Sony I didn't get the job because I was underqualified."
"Relationship status: outside my wife's window, holding John Cusack over my head."
"""I like Trump because he isn't a politician."" Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician."
"There should be a warning label on those straw cowgirl hats middle-aged women wear on vacation that reads: ""Will cause freckled cleavage."""
"What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant? ...about 100lbs and a flannel shirt"