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Joke of the Day
"How do you treat a pain in the ass? Take an asprin."
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"why aren't there any Mexican athletes? Because all the Mexicans who can run, swim or jump are already in the USA."
"What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? Nuts and bolts"
"Relationship Status: My dog was just licking my ear. I didn't stop her."
"My favorite book to read on the toilet is ""The Shining."" It scares the shit outta me."
"General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying something new, but you just can't order anything else."
"Hillary Clinton doesn't suck! Just ask Bill"
"What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up? The active french armed forces."
"What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one? -Amir Azwal The next? -Amir Azwal Azim"
"I love you, too because I love you less than three <3"