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Joke of the Day
"MFW I'm bread and I have to remind people to put the twist tie back on the packaging Fuck I mold"
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"Why don't black people get sunburns? Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*"
"Buffet Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other? To get to the other sides."
"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."
"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs... I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"
"How do you know you are at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit"
"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."
"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions."
"""That's close enough..."" ~Government worker"