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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."

"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""

"None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern."

"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"

"Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood"

"Paraguay-Uraguay in the final would be so guay."

"What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance."

"What do you call a really really big ant? A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant? an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business? A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any."

"Which trees have the most friends? The poplar ones."

"I'm at the phase of Christmas where I'm looking at stuff in my house and going ""I could just wrap that."""