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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people get sunburns? Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*"
Next Joke
"What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler? You just don't belong."
"My aunt is trying to convince me that I'm gonna have kids. I named my kittens lunchbox and cocaine Steve. No one is gonna let me have a kid."
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died."
"What do you call a hookers fart? A prostitoot"
"Orange is the new white rest are black."
"A reddit admin awoke to the sound of a beeping alarm clock but pressed the snoo's button and went back to sleep"
"Why did Liberace like playing the piano? Because he sucked on the organ."
"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."