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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions."

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"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."
"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."
"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"
"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
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