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Joke of the Day
"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"
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"Mom writes to her son in Poland's army: ""Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly..... ....because I know you cannot read fast"""
"What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards? A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo."
"A polite penis stands up when a lady wants to sit down"
"Restaurant owner warns his employee: ""one must open oysters carefully""... The employee answers: ""no shucking fit!"""
"Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny"
"4: ""Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."""
"Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI? For giving arms to Iraq."
"Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?"
"When sitting in traffic behind a good looking gal, ill rear-end her gently to see if I can ignite a romantic comedy."