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Joke of the Day

"4: ""Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."""

"he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. ""I've got more than enough to eat at home"""

"Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2013"

"The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one."

"How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels."

"36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36 - 24 - 36? Haha. Only if she's a giant caterpillar."

"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"

"I asked my mother if I could have some cloth to give to the nuns. She said, ""Fine, just don't let it become a habit"""

"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""

"What's the difference between a lady and a laddy? The D"