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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards? A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo."

"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break."

"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water.Boom-boom-chhh!"

"Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular."

"Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers"

"So a guy gets on a bus carrying a pole. The bus driver asks him ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" The man replies ""No, I'm Swiss. And how did you know my last name was Vaulter?""."

"How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."

"CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps ""Latest Speculative News"" or ""We Really Don't Know Shit"" would work. CNN call me."

"When waiting for HIV test results, the main thing is to stay positive. Shamelessly based on a joke by /u/PS_FuckYouJenny"

"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."