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Joke of the Day
"Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny"
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"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""
"My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands. I love that joke, it never grows old."
"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."
"The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house."
"""We need to talk"" *stop, drops and rolls *Army crawls out of the room"
"I threw away my vacuumer today It was just collecting dust.."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin"
"Why did the sick bird come in jail? Because it was an ill-eagle."