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Joke of the Day
"Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny"
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"Just introduced my teen daughter to Monty Python, thus completing my duties as a father. I will now retire to Florida and await grandkids."
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"
"What do you call a botched circumcision? A total rip-off."
"The chef at my local Chinese restaurant had a nasty fall at work, and was so badly injured he had to give up his job. He'll never wok again."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream. Happy MLK day"
"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."
"You may be able to drive but do you Avocado"
"Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting."
"I wish my ex girlfriend was a Ninja, this way I'd never see her"