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Joke of the Day
"Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI? For giving arms to Iraq."
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"If you believe everything you hear about trump Urine in for a long four years...."
"God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal."
"""They call me Mr Six Hours,"" I told her, trying to make it sound like a sex thing not the amount of time my head was stuck in a beehive for"
"Wife sneezed... ... and told me she was allergic to my hotness. My response: so do you break out in sex?"
"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."
"What did the redneck say to his ex? ""Can we still be cousins?"""
"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
"Look I'm not racist at all... My best friend was black until my dad sold him."
"Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love vista, baby!"""