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Joke of the Day
"Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI? For giving arms to Iraq."
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"Engineers' view about a glass of water! To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says ""Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"""
"A dark riddle. What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave."
"Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today"
"I like my women how I like my fish, battered I thought it up in science, so I hope it is a new joke(hopefully) :)"
"Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment"
"I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time."
"My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S."
"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."