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Joke of the Day
"What country always follows Zimbabwe? Zimbab-Bee!"
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"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."
"My nephew ran in and jumped on me while I was napping. I handled it well. If ""handled it well"" means ""punched a 9-year-old in the kidneys."""
"What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida? In da-Nile"
"What do you get when a cow has sex with coffee? Decalf"
"If I were God, I'd totally be cool with you using my name in vain. Feel free to say, ""Oh John"" next time you're cumming ladies."
"Waiter, there's a spider in my pie. I thought you had an ""award winning chef"" *waiter points to MOST CUSTOMERS KILLED BY PIE SPIDERS trophy*"
"My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet."
" Cause the players gonna play play play The haters gonna hate hate hate Baby Im just gonna bottle it all up & develop severe trust issues "
"According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ""Trail of Tears"" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks."