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Joke of the Day

"So I tickled my little brothers feet this morning... ... my mom got pissed and told me to wait until he was born."

"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"

"Avoid sexist comments... Chicks hate that."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year!"

"The GOP should be like a good hand in Bridge No Trump"

"Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out."

"what do bad sex and the heimlich maneuver have in common? Both start out with lots of excitement, but then everyone is just relieved when its over"

"I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate..."

"None of my coworkers get why I have fishbowl with no fish. It's because fish can't survive in my secret reservoir of vodka."

"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"