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Joke of the Day

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year!"

"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."

"What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"

"Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?"

"""Let's go with a clown, a penguin, and a guy that tells riddles."" - The guy who came up with batman's villains."

"I'm done congratulating people for having babies. Parents have been getting praise for having sex incorrectly for way too long."

"What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other? Wanna go phishing?"

"Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps."

"Whenever I get out of an Uber I imagine cameras spinning around me and my shirt blowing up in slo-mo like I'm in a Michael Bay movie."

"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."