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Joke of the Day
"The GOP should be like a good hand in Bridge No Trump"
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"A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm... And said: ""one for me and one for the road"""
"So I just got back from a trip in Germany, and I realized how awful American children are. While they may be nice and all where I live in NYC, kids in Germany are kinder."
"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"
"Really funny joke What's Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."
"What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar.. ...and doesn't"
"Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called ""Into The Unknown""? It's about his visit to a library."
"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."