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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
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"Jokes about menstrual cycles are stupid Period."
"Hey ladies, you realize that you're not required to look at every mirror you come across, right?"
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheeet."
"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."
"What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx"
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in the mud. You wanna hear a clean joke? Jimmy had a bath with bubbles. You wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."
"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: *high pitched mocking voice* what would you say is your biggest weakness?"
"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."
"Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !"