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Joke of the Day
"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."
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"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""
"How does a mathematician go to the bathroom? He works it out with a pencil."
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"Girl you remind me of a... (insert insult here)"
"I've requested to be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti so that a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."
"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"
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