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Joke of the Day

"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."

"A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased ""weapons of math instruction"""

"Why are most cemeteries fenced in? Because everyone is dying to get in"

"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"

"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many thank you notes to write"

"Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool."

"What did the abortionist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs =p"

"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""

"I don't drink about you anymore."

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis? One is used to kill brats, the other makes brats."