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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about menstrual cycles are stupid Period."
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"To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me"
"I have a spoon devoted solely to peanut butter so things aren't really looking up."
"What do you call a pun in a marathon? A running joke"
"my cat: *hacking up a hairball* my german neighbor: holy shit that cat is talking"
"It's unseasonably warm in New York. Let's go outside and stare at our phones."
"I don't care what you say about vacuum cleaners They still suck Just like this joke"
"Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet.. Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD"
"A teenager goes in for his regular physical Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Teen: No Doctor: Do you smoke or do drugs? Teen: No. I'm also not sexually active. Doctor: Well no shit"
"How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway? Six, if you slice them thin enough."