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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in the mud. You wanna hear a clean joke? Jimmy had a bath with bubbles. You wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."

"All these mass shootings make me think... ... People must really hate Catholics right now"

"Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester... And that's just the first guy."

"My Granddad is on a catheter...... It really takes the piss"

"I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away."

"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"

"Auto-correct turned ""likeable"" into ""lickable"" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation."

"When I see a car with a Romney bumper sticker driving near a car with an Obama sticker I want them to turn into transformers & battle"

"Confession: I'm the one who's been posting all those idiotic comments on youtube using millions of anonymous accounts."

"I was getting a massage and I asked the masseuse if it was normal for a man to get an erection He replied that it was. So I asked if he could get it out of my face."