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Joke of the Day
"What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer. I'll show myself out :(."
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"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."
"If you're giving me directions and you say, ""Head north,"" I'm going to think you mean toward the sky."
"Whats big and white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A fridge."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat-belt"
"What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? Omhmeo and Jouleiet"
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."
"There's way too much nudity on TV programs these days... I just sit there shaking my fist at them."
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Attractive"
"Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner."