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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? Omhmeo and Jouleiet"
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"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"Why did AT&T have the worst wedding? No reception."
"I'm addicted to prescription glasses - Jay London"
"When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy."
"Why can't two elephants go swimming? -They only have one pair of trunks."
"Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad? Because she...let it go!"
"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"
"How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? ""Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"""